Now who's shovelling?
OK, Mike, I here you say -
If it isn't you,
(and it isn't Biggins) -
who's that shovelling tripe on the cover of your fanzine?
You know, the guy in the Matrix coat and the wild hair?
More important, if you're telling us that it's 1978, how the heck does The Matrix come into it anyway?
(We've all heard of Time Travel, but isn't that something to do with Science Fiction?
Not something real, like fanzines.)