Sunday, August 20, 2006

A call from Tony Blair

Tripe Pickers Journal

How is it that all plastic ducks are yellow?

The telephone was ringing and it would not stop.
It was Tony Blair, calling me up.
He said, 'My friend Mike, what do we need to make this country grow?'
I said, 'My friend Tone, good seeds, warm sun, lots of rain and snow.
Country will grow.'

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